Usually the Globe runs this:
Little known but true fact: One of Miley Cyrus’s most influential showbiz mentors was Dolly Parton. You can look it up as soon as you close your mouth.
Today, this:
Thousands of Quebec students march through Montreal to protest university tuition fee hikes. Oh wait. Sorry about that, English Canada. You didn’t come here to look at a bunch of self-centred, entitled people who don’t know the value of a dollar and obviously crave attention. I don’t know what I was thinking. You have no time for those kind of people.
