White Guys? CHECK!
Dark suit jacket? CHECK!
Short hair? CHECK!
Blue dress shirt? CHECK!
Unbuttoned so the can relate to the Common Middle-Class Man? CHECK!
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White Guys? CHECK!
Dark suit jacket? CHECK!
Short hair? CHECK!
Blue dress shirt? CHECK!
Unbuttoned so the can relate to the Common Middle-Class Man? CHECK!
I’ll vote for ALL of them!